…oh and help some sick kids too.
I hate asking people for money, which is why I’ve never done it before, or not on the Internet at least. However, it occurs to me that I’ve sponsored many of my friends and acquaintances on Facebook / Twitter to the tune of £100s over the last few years, so today I’m going to make an exception. Stanley is jumping rope [Brit: skipping] for a heart charity and he will be beside himself with joy for each and every person that donates on his page.
Here’s the best bit: because Stanley’s grasp of the value of money is extraordinarily flaky, it doesn’t matter how small your donation is! So basically you can make Stanley (and by extension me) very happy and contribute to the American Heart Association for as little as $1! What’s more, you can hassle me the next time you’re rattling a tin for a worthy cause. And yes, yes, yes! You can donate using British credit & debit cards!
If you’ve had a better offer today, I’d like to hear about it in the comments.
Are you still reading? Well in that case you should definitely donate. Thank you!