Ahahahaaa! What on EARTH is that? A frog? A lizard? An alien life force? Whatever it is, it loves you, Trailer. It wants to be you …
It is an obese frog. It did an impressive back flip directly into a plant pot about six feet away when I used flash. I don’t know if it meant to do that, but I feel I should give it the benefit of the doubt.
Florida seems dangerous. We were thinking about heading that way for our honeymoon but I’m not keen on frog aliens.
Don’t worry, I’ve only ever seen them in my backyard. I’ve just had another peek outside and there’s a whole…what’s the word…chorus? Yes, there’s a whole chorus of them. I have locked the hurricane shutters.
That frog does have a really chubby tummy. What would a frog eat to make it chubby? French flies?
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